绝望主妇第六季

记得当Tom对Lynette说出这句话的时候那个一直任性自私 能力不高却自恃很强 一把年纪还要买跑车 开pizza店 上大学 还得作弊通过的幼稚男Tom在我心里一下子变得那么的高大 从第一季开始就觉得lynette是现代女性的理想型有事业 有家庭 聪明得体 确实像好多影评说的 “无坚不摧的女战士”而且我一度很怀疑 这样的女子怎么会选择了不甘于小男人的Tom可是那连着两集里 Tom的独白才让我慢慢懂得 Lynette爱他的值得 也觉得他是她的perfect重新审度那些过往的人 生活 甚至是剧情 反而多了份坦然和释怀 正因为不完美 我才能够平衡与你一起的忐忑正因为不完美 我才能够给予你我的力量让你坚强正因为不完美 我才能够感到被爱被需要被重视因为我不是完美的 因为你不是完美的 我们才能相伴从第一季开始看《Desperate Housewives》到而今的第六季了 四个女主角依旧坚挺只在第五名有着变更着和皱纹的叠加在女主的脸上看得到时间流逝她们吵吵闹闹的 八卦猜疑 女人的屁大点心事罢了Susan的神经质几乎到了任意妄为当Mike被抢回来时 几乎觉得编剧也太放任这个女人了吧 Bree的卫道士形象扮来扮去不还是逃不过寂寞二字Gabe的霸道纵持不还是那么的无人可敌么说不清为何还要看这样疲软的剧情 说不清为何还要唾骂如此的剧目想来终究是归结于那个“不完美”正因为她们都貌似完美的幸福中生活着却在编剧手中一层层的剥掉她们的不完美让我们去唾弃才觉得那些貌似光鲜的人不也就是和我们一样的不完美的人么我们需要爱 需要觉得自己厉害的地方来在爱的人面前赢取地位我们需要爱 需要让爱自己的人有可疑支持自己的地方神经质 脆弱 拜金 控制欲 正因为我们都是如此的不完美于完美的表象 所以 才有那个肯在面前骄傲的男子去撑起一片天于我们正因为如此的不完美的绝望 这些主妇才能每日每日的生活下来记得以前看过偏文章一个整形医生娶了个特别丑的太太她很惶恐 因为丈夫是每天帮别人变的完美的人 很担心嫌弃自己于是她问他 你每天将那麽多人变美我这么丑你为什么会爱我？

他放下报纸看着她说：哦，亲爱的，你的鼻子很塌眼尾有些垂嘴唇过厚发迹过高，脸型太方，但那又怎么样了呢？

完美的 优秀的 固然吸引我们去追求可当慢慢的成长慢慢的努力 我看得见自己的不完美我怕自己追不到那麽完美的风景 我也怕即使到达了却守不住 或会怀疑自己何德何能的卑微当长长地人生走下来 我不要只有一个完美的远景来遥望 我需要一个真切的有瑕疵的近景来陪伴我不需要一个Mr.Perfect来让我惶恐自己瑕疵的斑驳我也不需要一个崇拜者奉承着我拥有的卓越光芒我只想要一个Mr.Right 不那么完美 让我觉得自己不用做戏却也不会高傲不那么全能 让我觉得自己很优秀却总也让我惊讶他的爱是一种力量让我成长坚强 包容我的骄纵我的爱是一种力量让他奋发前进 包容他的自大We coule be unideal in the world but just perfect to each other爱一个人不只爱他所拥有的耀眼更爱拥有的黯淡而变得完整的他因为我也不是完美的 我才能如此真切的爱你 在你身边亲吻你正因为不完美 我才爱你 因为爱你让我感到幸福的力量

tangmin再一次蹙眉紧锁，哀怨地说，为什么我就是不能喜欢上《绝望主妇》。

为什么。

我不喜欢那些生活里的琐事。

反反复复。

无聊。

无聊。

也许吧。

可是这竟然是我追得最久的一部美剧了。

（我竟然追美剧了。

）从大一在英语视听课上目瞪口呆，前仰后合开始，四年，断断续续。

看到第三季的时候我坚信不会有第四季了，看到第四季的时候我坚信不会有第五季了。

现在，第六季也看到了第17集。

看剧情。

听英语。

看华丽丽的服装。

看镜头。

看剪辑。

看叙事。

但仍然不是全部。

真正的原因，只有一个字。

SIN. Every one has a sin.看第一季的时候就觉得，怎么每个人都是罪犯。

放火，杀人，通奸。

无所不包。

后来遇见那个词，sin，教义里的原罪。

一部电视剧，只不过把它具象化了。

某种意义上说，具象化形成的表面行为是不重要的（Susan 放火烧了人家的房子，怎么没被抓起来？

），重要的是回溯内心，去看看那些原罪。

嫉妒。

贪欲。

憎恨。

有的时候，真的觉得这片子太直白。

所有人性的不完美，就这么被暴露在光天化日之下，活生生的，在那些女人的笑泪之中。

从小到大，看了太多道德楷模，或忍辱负重，或委屈求全。

在一瞬间，被强光刺得睁不开眼睛。

就是要看，一直看。

双手伸进迷雾，不断摸索，直到触碰到那道冰冷的人性之墙。

虽然冷，却踏实。

觉得生命有原始的力量。

叫做活力也好冲动也罢。

总之，需要这种力量去冲破原罪的枷锁，活下去。

活下去。

还有一种东西大概是宽容。

陈词滥调了。

只是这片子看久了会觉得，生活就是熵增加的写照，有什么是不会发生的呢？

意料之外，情理之中。

释然了，就好了。

Everyone has a sin.站在冰冷的人性之墙面前，张开双手。

一直都在看，看关于Bree的剧情实在有点。。。

本来塑造得Bree是个贵妇，但后来跟一个荡妇没什么区别，真可悲。

赞的还是Gaby和Lynette他们两家。

那些阴暗的，违常理的，果然都是见不得阳光的。

我也是畏光的。

我们一直都在伪装，伪装个性，伪装情感，伪装笑容，伪装坚强，伪装一切阴暗的、真实的、见不得人的方方面面。

伪装是一种保护，也许也是一种回避。

然而当一切伪装后的繁华过尽，亦或伪装消失殆尽，我们还剩下什么？

或许就如厌氧生物被暴露在一个充满氧气的空间，阴影暴露在阳光之下。

无法呼吸，无处躲避。

异教徒的最终归宿依旧是在那万古不变更的一具火刑架上。

人性本善与人性本恶是东西方伦理学上的根本不同，东方强调人性本善论，初生的婴儿永远是善良的，无暇的，但是却会在后天环境中被污染。

西方强调人性本恶，所有人都是贪婪的，邪恶的，只有信奉真主才能得到救赎。

我永远相信人性本善论如同我也知晓善是有前提、有界限、有原则的，即使是善也不意味着一切的包容与宽恕。

我依旧信仰善，尊重善，理解善，但我永远也只会是游走于边缘之外的一员，它的世界包容不下我们，我的世界也不在它之内。

和很多人一样，喜欢大的城市，不是因为它的繁华美丽，而是它的冷漠与温馨。

在这个大的都市内每个人都有自己的圈子，没有人会在意你的生活，相互的距离让我在感知的范围内随心所欲。

Katherine的悲剧不在于Susan也不在于Mike，我不支持她的做法，但我理解她的疯狂，我记得她精神症发作被医警强行压制时，哭着对女儿说“I asked you not to come”。

是的，我承受不住挫折，承受不住压力，我精神崩溃，我丑态百出，但我不愿让你看见，我的亲人。

也许那时我最希冀的只是一个让我独自癫狂逃离的空间。

而我，终究是见不得阳光的。

见光即死亡该是我们这群人最真实的写照了吧。

（严格说这应该不算是影评，更多该是我-一个伪直男对现状的痛苦与迷茫，K给我触动很大，特别是那个含泪看向女儿的镜头，痛苦与自责的泪水，凌乱的头发，都已经深深刻入了我的脑海。

而我，又将何去何从？

）

S06E01 Bree and Karl 2:55 16:19 34:47 41:03E02 12:11 24:15 28:19 30:35 37:19 E03 never judege a lady by her lover05:38And Bree jealousE04 lynette's fake bo jobthey had so much fun name for the two babieskathrine even started spying on the exBree did phone se with karl beforeE05 10:14- 11:56 arguing with cleaning lady 17:21 27:4141:53 wow Breethat's the episode kathrine shot by sBree unloaded the gunE06 00:32 -3:20 "Bree didnt wanna fall for Karl but she knew in her heart that she was starting to"14:18- 16:19"i am not proud of that,i'm even less proud of letting my libido blind me to the fact that i have been fornicating with a morally bankrupt weasel"33:15-34:40 playing Karl in her handGabby so funny no wonder her kids also fun and the way she defend her children for saying the verb in question/profanity bravo"my ruiling stands. if you cant do the time,dont do the crime""dubious parenting skills""blurt that out during Pledge of Allegiance"E07 Bree about to be an Italianlearn recipe from straight forward candid Italian -orgin AngieE08 kathrine and s do social service31:58 Orsan nearly caught up Bree with Karl thanks to the alert of AngieE09 15:33Bree was caught Again this time by sAnd at the self-defence class they choked each otherAnd set up a meeting Bree Karl to talk things throughwhat a shit say this horrible words to someone love you so much to hurt herE10 plane crash on chrismas dayKarl planed proposal by air to spare Orson from humiliation Karl vulenteer to talk but well ending up fighting Then plane crashed killed one(Karl) paralyzed one(Orson) hurt one(Bree) saved one(Gabby's child) lost one(lynette's unborn child)But furious part was daughter at the influence of s put Kathrine into mental institution(p.s Love watching three treasures quarrel with each other so much fun And Bree always the injured one ahahahah mediator)E11 This episode began with this livesTalked about Ifs ( p.s Bree's If seemed like an explanation for the forced offline of Karl which maintained his "playboy" character setting and made room for the character of Orson to continuing flowp.p.s Lynette sure a strong woman)E12 Karl died and gave s a stipe club hahahaha so ironic hilariousJuanita do share Gabby's funny genes ahahahahahere they come Orson torturing Bree tourE13 Notice This therapist comingKathrinewowowow Jane Leeves as Lynette and Tom marriage therapistKaren actually the one helped kathrine out always the outsider give hands to one of them four Kathrine Bree(in later season)envy their advance education methods never divide kids based on single standard never judge a students by their grades "there is nothing wrong being average"Bree gabby took k back "nut for most of us,nothing is quite so therapeutic as a good long talk with a few old friends"E14 Robin comings let her stay at homeLynette and Tom do couple therapy so funny match always know each other crossing line"you run away from confrontation, if i dont dtep into the viod, things grind into a halt."Bree and Orson still held the grudge Orson wanted to die but Bree forbidden it by every means And they kind off got over it after attending a friends' 50th-anniversary partyE15 Robin and wisteria laneRobin and kathrine met so did their love linesRobin was invited to Ktherine's welcome home party at Gabby and Carlos's house. these husbands were like vultures towards her. And so were these wives but in the opposite ways.Bree akimbo againhahahaha Bree gave paralyzed Orson a lap funny with so hiliarious dance movesKathrine and Robin"the people she had met at wisteria lane had really looked at her. And they had seen her sense of morality,her loyal heart,he surprising insight,her forgiving nature,some people had even taken notice of her incredible beauty,and they were surprised to discover they liked what they saw."E18 Bobin and kathrine relationship in pubic at Karen's cure-cancer party so this lovebirds are about flying to paris to expabd their life and careerhate watched those scenes that Bree was deceived by his fake sonE19 Gabby even gave her things to Bob&lee so they can finally hav their own baby but couldnt stand the fact she wouldnt be able to see the face of the child based on her thing so she gave upLynette love her chld too much and the performance wowowowowosuspect started to show up "we all know the evil exists. the nespapers are filled with stories about young girls who suddenly vanish. but we didnt pay attention, because we worried about our marriages, concerned about our friendship,anxious about our employees. Yes we dont pay attention to evil because we think it will never come to our house. But it does and sometimes we let it in."E20 Eddie's storyLynette really is a good mom so she invite him in"I dont want a friend,iwant somene to love me"E21Bree genally began to find out the true face of "so called perfect" sonGabby and s found about the leading money, they decided to screw their husband hahahaha Gabby truly my punchline/laughter pointE22Bree the model devil figure five feet ten inches slim but masculer red hair blue eyes dress in dark Green silk blouse and long shift dressThe fake bastard even threaten dear Bree so she snapped it back by inviting two retiring cops to drink tea and in the mean time teach him some leasonsEddie fleed away"i cant help thinking i would turned out so different if you were my mom."(p.s this boy's performance really convincing)And still again disgusting bastard threatened to turn her son in if she didnt sign off her company to himAngie made a mb for that disgs himselfE23Lynette just threw herself into wolf den discovered Eddie was the killer"Yes all lynette could think about were her children. especially the one she was about to give birth to."but she kind of save him"-that day you left mmy house,you told me your life would have turned out different if i'd beeb you mom.so i'm gonna be your mom now. call the police,sweety.-i dont wanna spend the rest of my life in jail.-honey dont you see you're already there? no matter where you run to, in your head, you will still be angry, you will still be in pain. And as long as you want to keep hurting people, you will never be free.-i'll be good, i swear.-but people will never see that you're good unless you show them. please if you pick up the phone, they will know. And i will be so proud of you.Gabby did her magic skills--gum accent imitation again to inform help message. Gabby ended up the one doing the resue missionBree agreed so long business boss Alpha suit and her husband Orson because she won't do the same thing to her son and hold the same standard as she did to her husband

我们总会无感于进度缓慢流水账般的电影，DH却永远不会有这样的无聊。

每一集都潜伏着或者进行着真情、抱怨、矛盾，然后敲桌子大喊GOD，又很想立刻知道那个背影到底是谁？

都到了第六季，主妇们也是经历岁月的风吹雨打，每一条皱纹都是一个故事。

【Susan】很多人感慨刚看第一季时老觉得自己跟troublemaker的susan有几分神似，看到她一个又一个地换男友时开始大喊讨厌。

susan在我看来是个美丽浪漫的姑凉，她充满智慧，勇敢地为爱情付出努力。

和mike的真爱之旅也是充满坎坷，先是mike有秘密——又因为mike出了车祸昏迷六个月susan不离不弃，醒来之后却忘记了susan是谁和edie好上——两人克服万难终于结婚生子又因为一场意外，迫使今生真爱分离——经过一场爱情与友谊的拔河，mike重新亲吻他的美丽新娘。

虽然他们还在经历各种考验，mike也只是个普通的plumber,susan始终在告诉mike，她爱他，用尽全部生命！

【lynette】lynette从第五季到第六季经历了太多太多心酸，她真是个伟大的妻子和母亲！

她可以牺牲自己的事业给予tom支持去开他想做的pizza店，还要容忍tom把所有麻烦都扔给她去处理和孩子们越来越多的叛逆和不屑，甚至无私到愿意为孩子犯下的错承担一切……她全心全意付出爱去经营这个家，希望一切可以进展顺利。

只是编剧这个上帝冷不防就喜欢跟她开玩笑，这不，事业刚起色又塞给她一个孩子。

【gaby】我很是吃惊地看到gaby为了照顾失明的carlos和发誓一辈子都不想要的两个孩子变成黄脸婆，而且还变成贫民窟的一员。

她也是成长特别大的一位主妇，从最爱自己到学会真心爱丈夫爱朋友，也可以为了心爱的人最自己不愿意的事情，为了挽救问题少女她甘愿惹麻烦。

她美过丑过，富过穷过，事实证明可以经得起考验的人生才是值得过的！

懂得宽恕、包容，知道照顾他人感受、帮助朋友的gaby真的万丈光芒！

【bree】最追求完美的一位证明只要努力去做自己想做的事情永远不会太晚，因为她的宴会承办公司办的如火如荼。

bree曾经也崩溃过，家庭一团糟糕，但她是真的lady！

她知道如何优雅地表现自己的风度，更知道怎么隐私地处理自己的问题和情绪。

很幸运遇到orson，orson总体上来说是个nice guy。

不过没有人会陪你走一辈子，你要学会自己去承担人生路上的风雨。

主妇们遇到困难打击时很desperate但同时又都很坚强，咬着牙坚持，因为知道只有挺过去才能有更好的明天！

陪着她们一起欢乐一起忧伤，朋友有难一起担！

实在是爱死这个帅气的女人了。

一出场，因为她的秘密，还以为这个女人骨子里也不是什么好人，曾经做过错事。

但即使是这样，还是不由自主地喜欢她。

喜欢她的直接，潇洒，爽快，这个意大利女人简直让我神魂颠倒，是我想成为但可能成为不了的女人。

最后的结局也的确是她的风格，飞奔出轿车，顿首，冷冷一笑，炸弹是个遥控器里。

那个折磨了她整整20年的男人能做的仅仅是在临死前，无可奈何地说出一句bitch.susan一直不怎么讨人喜欢，可当她搬走的时候还是有点小伤感。

lynette，omg，这个女人真的是个女超人。

女人能做到这份上，已经不仅仅是伟大了。

gaby，刻薄势利，但仍然有一颗纯真的心，我想这也是carlos爱她到底，忍受她花钱如流水的原因。

bree，这次的结尾属她最凄惨，事业没了，老公离她而去。

但是orson说的没错，她确实是一个伪善的人。

这并不是贬义，谁敢拍着胸脯说自己从未有过伪善的一面？

在下一季中，不知道是哪对可怜的夫妻抱错了小孩，也不知paul卷土重来有没有什么目的。

还有两季就真正结束了。

虽然是在今年一口气补了这么多季，但心里还是对这四个女人有着很深的感情。

友谊长存。

你有棘手的三角关系么？

别着急，解决方法1，杀掉其中一个；2，掰弯其中一个不管怎样，这还是我唯一从头追到尾的美剧

S06E01 Bree and Karl 2:55 - 4:03 16:19 - 18:30 34:47- 35:3041:30-41:41E02 12:11 -13:08 24:15- 25:30 28:19 - 29:28 30:35- 32:21 37:19 -38:51E03 never judege a lady by her lover05:38-07:04 And Bree jealousE04 lynette's fake boobjobthey had so much fun name for the two babieskathrine even started spying on the exBree did phonesex with karl beforeE05 10:14- 11:56 arguing with cleaning lady 17:21 27:4141:53 wow Breethat's the episode kathrine shot by sBree unloaded the gunE06 00:32 -3:20 "Bree didnt wanna fall for Karl but she knew in her heart that she was starting to"14:18- 16:19"i am not proud of that,i'm even less proud of letting my libido blind me to the fact that i have been fornicating with a morally bankrupt weasel"33:15-34:40 playing Karl in her handGabby so funny no wonder her kids also fun and the way she defend her children for saying the verb in question/profanity bravo"flip the bird""my ruiling stands. if you cant do the time,dont do the crime""dubious parenting skills""blurt that out during Pledge of Allegiance"E07 Bree about to be an Italianlearn recipe from straight forward candid Italian -orgin AngieE08 kathrine and s do social service31:58 Orsan nearly caught up Bree with Karl thanks to the alert of AngieE09 15:33Bree was caught Again this time by sAnd at the self-defence class they choked each otherAnd set up a meeting Bree Karl to talk things throughwhat a shit say this horrible words to someone love you so much to hurt herE10 plane crash on chrismas dayKarl planed proposal by air to spare Orson from humiliation Karl vulenteer to talk but well ending up fighting Then plane crashed killed one(Karl) paralyzed one(Orson) banged one(Bree) saved one(Gabby's child) lost one(lynette's unborn child)But furious part was daughter at the influence of s put Kathrine into mental institution(p.s Love watching three treasures quarrel with each other so much fun And Bree always the injured one ahahahah mediator)E11 This episode began with this livesTalked about Ifs ( p.s Bree's If seemed like an explanation for the forced offline of Karl which maintained his "playboy" character setting and made room for the character of Orson to continuing flowp.p.s Lynette sure a strong woman)E12 Karl died and gave s a stipe club hahahaha so ironic hilariousJuanita do share Gabby's funny genes ahahahahahere they come Orson torturing Bree tourE13 Notice This therapist comingKathrinewowowow Jane Leeves as Lynette and Tom marriage therapistKaren actually the one helped kathrine out always the outsider give hands to one of them four Kathrine Bree(in later season)envy their advance education methods never divide kids based on single standard never judge a students by their grades "there is nothing wrong being average"Bree gabby took k back "nut for most of us,nothing is quite so therapeutic as a good long talk with a few old friends"E14 Robin comings let her stay at homeLynette and Tom do couple therapy so funny match always know each other crossing line"you run away from confrontation, if i dont dtep into the viod, things grind into a halt."Bree and Orson still held the grudge Orson wanted to die but Bree forbidden it by every means And they kind off got over it after attending a friends' 50th-anniversary partyE15 Robin and wisteria laneRobin and kathrine met so did their love linesRobin was invited to Ktherine's welcome home party at Gabby and Carlos's house. these husbands were like vultures towards her. And so were these wives but in the opposite ways.Bree akimbo againhahahaha Bree gave paralyzed Orson a lap dance with so hiliarious dance movesKathrine and Robin"the people she had met at wisteria lane had really looked at her. And they had seen her sense of morality,her loyal heart,he surprising insight,her forgiving nature,some people had even taken notice of her incredible beauty,and they were surprised to discover they liked what they saw."E18 Bobin and kathrine relationship in pubic at Karen's cure-cancer party so this lovebirds are about flying to paris to expabd their life and careerhate watched those scenes that Bree was deceived by his fake sonE19 Gabby even gave her eggs to Bob&lee so they can finally hav their own baby but couldnt stand the fact she wouldnt be able to see the face of the child based on her egg so she gave upLynette love her chld too much and the performance wowowowowogirl-kidnapper started to show up "we all know the evil exists. the nespapers are filled with stories about young girls who suddenly vanish. but we didnt pay attention, because we worried about our marriages, concerned about our friendship,anxious about our employees. Yes we dont pay attention to evil because we think it will never come to our house. But it does and sometimes we let it in."E20 Eddie, kidnapper and killer's storyLynette really is a good mom so she invite him in"I dont want a friend,iwant somene to love me

P1: Susan和Mike复婚了；经典画面：Lynett关于生育的描述：It's a lie every generation tells the next so they can get great children. 🧑‍🧒 P5：Tom：she fears that everything could suddenly fall apart and that’s why she needs to control everything. Of course she can’t. Nobody can. But she can control me if I let her. So I do because it makes her feel safe. And that’s my job as her husband, to make her feel safe”. 汤姆这段话挺加分的。

P7: 这一季主妇的人设都怪怪的：Bree偷情又“偷”别人的食谱，Katherine对Mike病态般地痴情，Susan对Katherine没有一点歉意😳 P9：Mike对Katherine真的很过分了，渣男🤬 P10：飞机失事，someone must be dead😢 P11:Karl 下线了，虽然渣，但罪不至死，还留给了女儿和前妻财产……大家都在想象中度过了另一种人生😶 P13: Orson和Bree互相折磨；Katherine终于好起来了👍 P15: Robin是个很好的女孩啊，只是有时候要摆脱曾经的标签需要时间👱‍♀️ P18：这一集Susan真的很过分哦，陷害小孩子，还好后面做了弥补；Katherine虽畏惧人言，但还是勇敢追爱，试图和Robin一起远走探寻自我🥰 P20：Poor Eddie😢